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Davao Socialite be like:

I want one arancillo, opened and frozen;  2 natives, opened and plastic sealed; 1 puyat, unopened and thornless; 3 packs of durian candy unsweetened and 1 durian latte no foam at 210 degrees.

Ma’am??

DS: OH MY GOD DID I STUTTER???!??? I said I want one arancillo, opened and frozen;  2 natives, opened and plastic sealed; 1 puyat, unopened and thornless; 3 packs of durian candy unsweetened and 1 durian latte no foam at 210 degrees.

MAAMMMMM :'(

DS: oh my God!!! Is there any reason why you can’t give me my one arancillo, opened and frozen;  2 natives, opened and plastic sealed; 1 puyat, unopened and thornless; 3 packs of durian candy unsweetened and 1 durian latte no foam at 210 degrees!?!?!?!???!? Is this a free city?!?!! Are you ganging up on me???!?! I want my one arancillo, opened and frozen;  2 natives, opened and plastic sealed; 1 puyat, unopened and thornless; 3 packs of durian candy unsweetened and 1 durian latte no foam at 210 degrees!!!!!!!

My God ma’am… i hate drugs.

 

 

 

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