Titas of Davao by XUBI Hernandez: Episode 4. Tea Time with Titas

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**Sofia and Laura having tea sa White House**

 

Sofia: So ano na ang sabi nung detective??

Laura: I’m not sure yet …but i transferred 250K na to his account, to send me pictures within the day.

Sofia: Where did you get the 250K? Meron ka ba non di ba plain housewife ka lang? * laughs with pearly white teeth from Dr. Steve Mark Gan*

Laura: Gaga! Hahahaha ano ka ba remember nung nag christmas kami last year sa Vegas, e di walang tao sa house sinama ko lahat eh. So yung budget for namamasko people is hindi na touch.. thus the 250K

Sofia: Oh right!!!! Silly me!

Laura: Last ka na mare ha!!!! Hahahahah

Waitress: Ma’am here’s the bill po.

Laura: Ay ako na jan.

Sofia: Ay nooo!!! No Laura. Me na.

Laura: ay mare please, let me na ako na.

Sofia: Mare ano ba… maliit na bagay lang.

Laura: Mare..

Sofia: Mare…

Laura: Mare noooo, please let me naaa.

Sofia: I cant let you please. Dont move a muscle.

Waitress: MAAM AKO NA LANG!!! this one is on me!!!

*** 3 hours later nagising ang waitress sa emergency room habang kinukuha ng doctors ang dalawang credit cards sa kanyang lalamunan.****

 

 

 

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