Laura: Yaya did you kill the pig na for later’s merienda?
Yaya: Ay maam wala pa gud. Maam tama diay… si sir ba, laen lageg amoy iyang mga polo kada puli niya gikan work.. murag pambabae na pahumot?
Laura: Like what smell yaya?
Yaya: Murag channel no.5 ma’am…
Laura: Like the one I gave you nung birthday mo?
Yaya: Yes ma’am! Same kaayog amoy.
Laura: Okay, i think he is cheating again. Okey let’s investigate. Can you get me my phone I will call my friend who knows this detective guy thingy.
Yaya: Asa dadto nga bag ma’am? Kadtong Hermes croc skin? Napahakan gud to ma’am katong naay nag panday sa imong bath tub.
Laura: What??!!!???!!!
Yaya: Yes ma’am, habang gina install nila ang diving board kay nahulugan siyag something sharp…
Laura: Then kill a crocodile and balatan mo and patch it sa scratch area. My God yaya do I have to think about everything in this house?!!!???!
Yaya: Yes, Ma’am.
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