*Jenny pointing things at Blims Abreeza*
Jenny: “I wantdat, I wantdat!!! Ay very niiice. That will go well in my sala. Magkano yan dong?
Staff: 167K ma’am plus 20% off
Jenny: Why do you have to point that out?
Staff: Ang discount Ma’am?
Jenny: YES DO I LOOK LIKE I CANT APPORD IT ON REGOOLAR PRAYS?
Staff: ay ano ma’am sale lang po talaga kami ngayon malapit na po kasi ang Kadayawan.
Jenny: DO I LOOK LIKE I CELEBRATE KADAYAWAN? I AM JENNY JAPAYUQUI OWNER OF KOJIC SOAP and BODY SCRAB!! I CONTROL THE MELANINE COUNT OF THIS CITY!! DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN’T APPORD THAT LAZY BOYD?!
Staff: la-z-boy po
Jenny: EXCUSE ME MAS MAHAL PA ANG BELLY RING KO KUMPARA ANANG LINKORANAN!! Hatagi kog napula kay magdula mig trip to Jerusalem mi sa bday sa akong anak!!!
Palenkera si Jenny…
Mayamang palenkera…
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