Titas of Davao by XUBI Hernandez: Episode 3: Yayas Revelations

Titas of Davao by XUBI Hernandez: Episode 3: Yayas Revelations

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Laura: Yaya did you kill the pig na for later’s merienda?

Yaya: Ay maam wala pa gud. Maam tama diay… si sir ba, laen lageg amoy iyang mga polo kada puli niya gikan work.. murag pambabae na pahumot?

Laura: Like what smell yaya?

Yaya: Murag channel no.5 ma’am…

Laura: Like the one I gave you nung birthday mo?

Yaya: Yes ma’am! Same kaayog amoy.

Laura: Okay, i think he is cheating again. Okey let’s investigate. Can you get me my phone I will call my friend who knows this detective guy thingy.

Yaya: Asa dadto nga bag ma’am? Kadtong Hermes croc skin? Napahakan gud to ma’am katong naay nag  panday sa imong bath tub.

Laura: What??!!!???!!!

Yaya: Yes ma’am, habang gina install nila ang diving board kay nahulugan siyag something sharp…

Laura: Then kill a crocodile and balatan mo and patch it sa scratch area. My God yaya do I have to think about everything in this house?!!!???!

Yaya: Yes, Ma’am.

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1 Comment


  1. Ay poor! Pinapatch ang hermes croc? Buy a new one Pronto!

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